'Hope I still have a job tomorrow': Employee swears at boss on remote call after thinking he was on mute

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    World - "Learned my lesson though. Either ALWAYS mute on zoom/check what mic zoom is using.... CN emd 3
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    Font - TIFU not knowing zoom was using my ps5 controllers mic and calling my manager an hole S Happened just a couple hours ago, A bit of background, I work remote most days and my camera is always off during meetings.
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    Font - SO. I figured this out on my own, no one called me out or anything but I was sitting in a meeting and my manager decided it'd be cool to add an entire project onto my already packed workload. I use a blue yeti mic so I pressed my unmute button and said "yeah sounds good, I'll hop on that" like a good little employee and pressed my mute button again. Thinking I was on mute, I said "Fu hole" pretty loud and clear and then continued scrolling on reddit in my other monitor.
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    Font - So a couple minutes later I felt a sneeze coming on and checked my mute button on my yeti, still red, so I let that go. Loud af. Then a couple people in the zoom said Bless you. I said thanks. After a moment I realized that they heard my sneeze through my muted mic. Literally this gif- https://i.imgur.com/18XAyZU.gifv I clicked on zooms settings to see what mic it was using and.. well.. It was using my ps5 controller mic that was sitting right next to me on my computer desk and is basical
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    Font - I quickly swapped it back to my blue yeti and sat there, staring at my keyboard like I just had a fresh lobotomy. There's no way they didn't hear me call my manager a hole. f Hope I still have a job tomorrow. Learned my lesson though. Either ALWAYS mute on zoom/check what mic zoom is using or unplug my ps5 controller before meetings.
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    Font - also, pretty sure I fu too.. farted TLDR: Didnt notice zoom was using my ps5 controller's mic instead of my main mic and called my manager an hole.
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    Font - LNDN91 • edited 14 days ago +2 14 days ag If he asks just tell your boss you were talking to yourself for taking on yet another job while you promised to yourself to set boundaries to prevent overworking yourself. Edit: Thanks for the award. Didn't expect this to blowup like this. 6.9k Reply Share
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    Font - mrsc1880 +2. 14 days ago "The cat knocked my drink off the desk." Always blame the cat. Even if you don't have one. 5.0k Reply Share
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    Font - bluebook21. 14 days ago Literally was going to suggest this! "I realized I might have sworn at my cat during the meeting. So sorry, thought I was muted. Hope I didn't offend " 508 Reply Share
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    Font - Autoimmune Disaster. 14 days ago Just tell them you have a cat and you were cursing at the little for knocking something off the table. 1.3k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - mrlotato OP. 14 days ago That'd work for the hole but idk if I can blame my fart on my cat. It was bass boosted 1.1k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - Etianen7 14 days ago Use the mute button in zoom, it blocks all mics that way. 693 Reply Share
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    Font - mercurialpolyglot. 14 days ago Better yet, have it on push to talk so that there is never any tomfoolery with the mute button 4 348 Reply Share
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    Font - FOR aZombie Dictator. 14 days ago The Playstation 5 controller mic has probably gotten so many people in trouble. I have no idea why Sony thought having the controller mic automatically be on was a good idea. There's a setting on PS5 to automatically mute it as console turns on at least. Just make sure the orange light is always on if you're not chatting. F stupid design for a controller. 226 Reply Share
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    Font - snarknsuch 14 days ago Always blame the friend's pet you were watching who you just realized destroyed an unexpected item. Another great one is that you were opening your work bag or grabbing your shoes and discovered they vomited on it earlier that day. All completely valid reasons to say "f hole" if it ever came up! 171 Reply Share
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    Font - Calling-Out-Stupid. 14 days ago Call your boss about something... then at the end say "did you figure out who called you a fu hole!?" I heard it on the call today. Deny deny deny

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